egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around

Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up

by Penissucker November 9, 2015

ant crap

Small Stuff, some times exaggerated into appearing to be more than what it is. Trivial minutia which appears relevant but later is determined to be ant crap. Details.
Sort of related to ant, being small.
Related to Piss ant as an example of ant crap.

"Just saw the news. More ant crap"

It's friday night ant cr@p time.

by AntWonka December 24, 2008

Ante

a very nice guy, exceptionally smart and always on top of his class. he can seem shallow or rude at first but once you meet him you can't help but love him. always try to make him laugh, he has the prettiest smile. he is all around a sweetheart

"Hey can you help me with my homework?"
"I can't but ask Ante, he could help you for sure!"

by nightmarefuel November 21, 2021

Ant carpet

Ant carpet is a lot of ant parts in a circle on the floor what represents a carpet made out of ants

Dudeeeeee look at that sick ant carpet I’m so jealous

by Leanne&taylor February 24, 2024

Ant Page

Probably the smoothest human being alive. Also a very smooth talker and will steal your girl or your mom.

“Have you met Peanuts father, Ant Page?”
“Yeah he’s the cutest man I’ve ever seen”

by Uoxymoron November 23, 2021

ants nest

A meeting place for hoes

I am horny feel I going ants nest later

by Yoko Fung November 16, 2019

Ant

An annoying fuckface who steals my edible cookie dough all the time.

FUCK YOU ANT!!!!

by FECKULOL November 25, 2019