A pussy that is either sexually repressed or completely and utterly unsatisfied before, during, or after sex and becomes angry as shit because it’s owner did not get off OR even come close. When a woman lies motionless facing the wall after sex, her pussy is getting angry and it is slowly becoming overwhelmed with rage. The woman will not talk about her pussy’s dissatisfaction but instead will merely use it, a little at a time, to make the life of the offending penis’s owner unbelievably miserable.
The traits of a woman with an Angry Beaver can manifest themselves in such a way that they can be mistakenly classified as bitchiness or PMS. The easy was to differentiate between a woman with an Angry Beaver and one who is just a “Straight up Cunt,” is to bang her brains out (multiple times if possible). If she is cured of her symptoms, you know that she just had an Angry Beaver.
The traits of a woman with an Angry Beaver can manifest themselves in such a way that they can be mistakenly classified as bitchiness or PMS. The easy was to differentiate between a woman with an Angry Beaver and one who is just a “Straight up Cunt,” is to bang her brains out (multiple times if possible). If she is cured of her symptoms, you know that she just had an Angry Beaver.
Dude, once she gets rammed hard a few dozen times it should tame her Angry Beaver.
I hear Bob can't get it up and I bet'cha his wife has one hell of an Angry Beaver!
I hear Bob can't get it up and I bet'cha his wife has one hell of an Angry Beaver!
by Julie is Queen March 14, 2008
Get the Angry Beavermug. Boy: DUDE! i was getting a BJ last night from that chick
Friend: Awsomeee!.
Boy: yeapp but she was gave me an angry damla :/
Friend: suckss
Friend: Awsomeee!.
Boy: yeapp but she was gave me an angry damla :/
Friend: suckss
by biggboy October 27, 2010
Get the Angry Damlamug. by El Guopo August 31, 2010
Get the Angry Mexicanmug. A phrase used to describe all the pissed off girlfriends who have boyfriends that are addicted to the Angry Birds game.
If these men don't get the hell off their phones, they are gonna have alot of angry birds to deal with.
by CollegeGirl0o0 July 25, 2011
Get the Angry Birdsmug. While you girlfriend (or wife) has fallen asleep after promising you a blow job yet again, you sit next to her and jerk off while she sleeps. After you nut in your hand you fling it in her face and yell "Wake up bitch!".
by Joe Zarthon May 23, 2006
Get the Angry Schneidermanmug. A woman who is giving a man a blowjob while she is growing a tail(taking a dump).
See also grumpy munchkin.
See also grumpy munchkin.
I understand your sister was quite the angry gremlin last night when she hogged down a cock in the mens' room.
by Loose Goose July 28, 2008
Get the Angry Gremlinmug. Happens while doing a 49 year old women in the ass then pulling out to find corn stuck to your penis
So i was with this milf Valerie lats night and she gave me the angry prospector then I told her to lick it off like corn on the cob
by blacktiger951 October 5, 2009
Get the ANGRY PROSPECTORmug.