Texas Douche

When your turd hits the water in the toilet so hard it backsplashes all over your ass.

"You're such a Texas Douche...no better than an ass covered in shit water."

by Cabaluchi February 20, 2020

Texas small

A shirt size. In the North it is referred to as "6XL" or "XXXXXXL". Named so because of the massive size of some Texans.

Guy: What size shirt do you wear?
Fat girl: Small.
Guy: Small?!
Fat girl: Texas small ;)

by Vulpes_Inculta September 26, 2012

Rockdale Texas

Better than Cameron Texas that’s for sure.

Rockdale Texas is crap but not as bad as Cameron.

by jasonderuIo April 19, 2020

texas-handstand

A fake sex position that you tell your buddies you did with a chick so they think you're the man.

Tom: "Hey dude I would totally give that chick the texas-handstand!"

by Brandaminator October 5, 2006

texas leaguer

baseball term: a basehit that lands in the outfield between the infielders heading out and the outfielders heading in - probably from the old days when people believed texas minor league fields were large and had no home run fences (or very deep outfields) so the outfielders would play deeper to prevent long hits and give up singles in front of them

With Barry Bonds' knees so sore, he will see a lot of Texas Leaguers falling in front of him

by mikkopresents September 16, 2006

texas gravy

The frothy mess that ensues between your legs when your working your ass of on a hot, sweaty day and use too much Gold Bond powder

"Man, I've got a serious case of Texas Gravy going on up in here."

by Chilididog December 17, 2006

Texas bama

What you make when you mix that Negro with that Creole.

Aka Beyoncé.

If you're from Texas and you're a little bit country and a little bit hood, you just may be a Texas bama.

by northwestbluivy September 24, 2016