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Texas Mile

Getting its name from the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas," a Texas Mile is an exercise involving a track and bleachers. For the exercise, you run four laps around the track, but for one of the straightaways, you have to do stadiums on the bleachers while crossing over to the next set of steps after every ascent and descent until you reach the end of the bleachers. Also, you must sprint the other straightaway. You can jog at your own pace on the ends of the track. This exercise can be done at most high school football fields.
Person 1: Wow. That Texas Mile was tough.

Person 2: The stadiums and the sprinting made it really hard.
by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019
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Texas Casserole

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercourse, during the oral sex the woman vomits on the man's penis, while the man inserts the penis into the woman's vagina and uses the vomit as lubricant.
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TEXAS CASSEROLE
by Osama Sandusky September 25, 2012
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Rockdale Texas

Rockdale Texas is crap but not as bad as Cameron.
by jasonderuIo April 19, 2020
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texas-handstand

A fake sex position that you tell your buddies you did with a chick so they think you're the man.
Tom: "Hey dude I would totally give that chick the texas-handstand!"
by Brandaminator October 5, 2006
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texas leaguer

baseball term: a basehit that lands in the outfield between the infielders heading out and the outfielders heading in - probably from the old days when people believed texas minor league fields were large and had no home run fences (or very deep outfields) so the outfielders would play deeper to prevent long hits and give up singles in front of them
With Barry Bonds' knees so sore, he will see a lot of Texas Leaguers falling in front of him
by mikkopresents September 16, 2006
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texas gravy

The frothy mess that ensues between your legs when your working your ass of on a hot, sweaty day and use too much Gold Bond powder
"Man, I've got a serious case of Texas Gravy going on up in here."
by Chilididog December 17, 2006
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Texas bama

What you make when you mix that Negro with that Creole.

Aka Beyoncé.
If you're from Texas and you're a little bit country and a little bit hood, you just may be a Texas bama.
by northwestbluivy September 24, 2016
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