america online

The spawn of satan. It is said that it was created in the searing depths of of hell by nazis and an old european guy who never wears pants.

Boycott america online, lest thee be shot and buried in ye olde ditch.

by cerealtitties January 11, 2006

American Dad

Seth MacFarlane's other, less popular cartoon creation. It had a rough start, but has been increasing in quality each season, mostly because they eased up on the dumb political humor and came up with some outrageous storylines with jokes that are actually relevant to the plot.

American Dad is to Family Guy as Futurama is to the Simpsons.

by mowub February 12, 2009

American Idiot

To claim you are a die hard fan of Green Day when you only started liking them after American Idiot came out.

Instead of appreciating Green Day's older music, you play the two or three songs you downloaded on repeat until next week, when you will probably like a different band.

*Note: Newer Green Day albums are still decent but people who only like Green Day for songs like Know Your Enemy, don't really know what Green Day are all about.

Guy 1: "Oh man! I just love Green Day! I love their new stuff like Know Your Enemy, but I also love their old stuff like Holiday as well!"

Guy 2: "Shut up you American Idiot."

by Jack Gilbert February 27, 2010

America fuck yeah

Only the best theme song ever! (theme song to Team America: World Police

1)"America.....Fuck yeah!!"
2) Omg! hav u seen Team America: World Police??? You havnt?? Well...you missed out on a funny movie and an awesome theme song!

by Skittles!! June 22, 2005

God bless America

Something that dumb people say purely out of blind, naïve patriotism. Also something that dumb presidents might say as a cheap one-liner to get a standing ovation.

"Let's go to war and kill lots of innocent people... God bless America!"

by Jasco August 3, 2003

team america

funny puppet 1:"It's Me! It's Me!"
funny puppet 2:"I think he's saying kiss me, kiss me!"
funny puppet 3:"Smart ass mother fucker!"

Team America saved my ass!!!

by vogan April 27, 2007

American food

Simplified and modified cuisines copied from all over the world. Mostly hearty and greasy food, they are pan-fried, deep fried or baked. Seldomly steamed, and do not include other body parts from any animal besides their meats. Since fast food restaurants are so abundant in America, one could argue that American food actually implies fast food.

"I will show you what real American food is all about - super-size the fries and three patties, please."

"Despite ice-cream was invented by the Chinese, pizzas by the Italians, only Americans can make them taste so good and fattening! I love American food!"

by onion73 December 28, 2005