A girl that will definitely give you a headache. Alyssas can be pretty fun but their personalities can be too much at times. They think too highly of themselves and give themselves credit to feel better. Alyssas aren’t the best looking either and have a masculine look to them. They simply think they’re better than everyone else and try to show off too much which can lead to friends not wanting to talk to them. Alyssas claim to be good friends but their listening skills aren’t the best and are often judgmental. She can be fun to date but she’s definitely not marriage material due to commitment issues and isn’t someone you really want to deal with for the rest of your life.
by JamesG87 May 30, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. Butt chins have more ass than her. Most basic white girl you'll ever meet. Pointier nipples than her eyebrows. Tries to be a smart ass but is usually wrong. Gets her boots at a flea market. Racist affffff. Her dad calls Mexicans cheap. Marches for Starbucks.
by 69illuminati November 23, 2017
Get the Alyssamug. 2/10 in bed, no tits, super super chapped lips. 24/7 chink. Loves eggrolls. Her sex sounds like Mac and cheese.
Damn alyssa.
by alyssatits January 30, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. by Ayyyyyyman December 11, 2016
Get the Alyssamug. A stupid fucking hoe ass cunt that no one likes. Talks shit about her friends and never keeps her promises. She’s actually disgusting and opens her legs to everyone. She’s so annoying and talks like she’s four. She’s a wanna be popular person. No body wants to be her friend
“Alyssa is a stupid whore”
by wkwkwjsndnbe December 26, 2017
Get the Alyssamug. by KellytheJelly October 22, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. a girl who is spoiled with everything she wants and doesn't wash her self and keeps smelling like fish. a girl who thinks she can fight but can't , a girl who isn't worth it
by I don't like Alyssa pagon March 8, 2020
Get the Alyssamug.