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To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them
Why did you Albert my computer?
by help28 August 17, 2022
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Albert

Someone who loves playing roblox and screams all the time
You're such an albert
by Ohheyitsjustmeh June 27, 2020
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Albert

The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.
He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!
by Fiona Gallegher December 27, 2021
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Alberte

"Alberte" is a person that is really sweet but at the same time a little angry girl. At one moment she is tearing your skin off and the next she's saying how much she likes you.
She's acting like Alberte

Chill, you're beginning to act like Alberte
by Aggressive bitch November 20, 2016
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In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer
Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100
by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025
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Alberte

Alberte is the girl everyone else dreams of being.

She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.

If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.

Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.

Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.

Keep her close to you forever
Boy 1: “I really want to be Albertes boyfriend. She is so perfect

Boy 2: “Yeah… me too!”
by ukendtbruger? November 23, 2021
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