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Albert

Thomas: “We are going to get ice cream later”
Me: “Albert” (Short for alright bet)
by alrp July 6, 2025
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albert

To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them
Why did you Albert my computer?
by help28 August 17, 2022
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albert county liquor pig

short (ACLP)
A hillbilly who drinks too much beer and beats his wife in the middle of the woods in albert county new Brunswick
Did you see Ricky last night?
No

He drank a hole 24 he is totally an albert county liquor pig
by glenn swagmire October 8, 2025
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Albert

That strong type. That type of man to never back down and hold his own. That guy that'll stand up for his family and those closest to him. He's also got warm heart and loves to have meaningful experiences with those in his circle.
An Albert is unforgettable.
by Strat1 November 22, 2021
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Albert

Someone who loves playing roblox and screams all the time
You're such an albert
by Ohheyitsjustmeh June 27, 2020
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Alberte

"Alberte" is a person that is really sweet but at the same time a little angry girl. At one moment she is tearing your skin off and the next she's saying how much she likes you.
She's acting like Alberte

Chill, you're beginning to act like Alberte
by Aggressive bitch November 20, 2016
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Alberte

Alberte is the girl everyone else dreams of being.

She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.

If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.

Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.

Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.

Keep her close to you forever
Boy 1: “I really want to be Albertes boyfriend. She is so perfect

Boy 2: “Yeah… me too!”
by ukendtbruger? November 23, 2021
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