air humping

The act of humping the air around you, while standing up.

Joe: Is that dude humping the wall? o_O
Harry: No, he's just air humping next to it.

by Shrewz April 19, 2008

air five

A pantomimed high five, performed in unison with someone who is too far away (e.g. across a room) to give you an actual high five.

When the professor announced that class would be canceled, Eric and Nathan gave each other an air five.

by roundthewheel November 6, 2008

Three In The Air

Read between the lines, a less obvious way of flipping someone the bird.

"Three in the air if you just don't care!"

by Tatztress January 1, 2012

air daps

To provide daps at a lengthy distance with a raised fist.

"Yo man, give me some air daps!"

by blackmamba25 June 6, 2009

air waitress

a dysphemism (ie. a burn) of 'stewardess' or 'flight attendant'

that air waitress gave me a humming BJ in the airplane's bathroom. That's first class for ya...

by penguinpie May 24, 2007

air enima

The act of putting your lips around someones asshole and blowing.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

air jerusalems

A take off of Air Jordans, these are any style sandle often worn by men and occasionally by women. The orginal air jerusalem could be considered the Berkinstock. Though these are not athletic, they do have a slight middle eastern appearance.

Dude, socks and air jerusalems are a major downer.

by Lou Gray August 19, 2006