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hand-aid

Noun: a helpful handjob to put a band-aid on your emotional state.
Hey baby, I could use a hand-aid right now!
by Slippery slapper March 28, 2021
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Fuckin' Aids

When the usual, "fuckin' a" isn't good enough to explain one's emotions, they must use the complete and formal version of the interjecton.
Dude! My game just got completely deleted and it didn't save! Fuckin' aids!!
by Peterpipedyourgf July 31, 2017
mugGet the Fuckin' Aidsmug.

c aids

Something that every conner has, it's a mutated version of aids but it has the symptoms of swelling, skin turning red, holes forming in the chest that leak pus and mucus, hump forming in the back your face gets massive pimples that leak carbon monoxide and if you don't wash within 3 days of a conner touching you then you'll slowly gain all of these also back pain and poor posture.
Dude did you hear Joshua got c aids

No bro I didn't know that we should avoid him
by Yeah let's go with that April 27, 2022
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AIDS beard

An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.
"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."
by Passionate James January 19, 2014
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New Aids

A combination of both the Aids Virus and Lung Cancer, it is spread through skin contact and contracted from having anal sex whilst smoking multiple cigarettes at the same time.
Jake hearts the D and has New Aids
by Judy Blunt October 30, 2011
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aids in a can

just another way of saying something is very stupid or unfair.
The thing Jackson did to Ladick was aids in a can.
by coolio16 November 5, 2018
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dragon aids

an infection that trevor vecchio has because he’s a retard piece of shit that I’d terrible at communicating
by RaunchyNutSaq March 30, 2022
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