Kin Account

Joe Account but Kin

This username and password cannot be used as it is detected as a Kin Account.

by RaePseudonym July 20, 2021

Anonymous Account

An account that is used to hide someone's identity, typically to avoid drama. Not to be confused with a Burner Account which is used to start drama.

This is also used for vigilantism that most pedophiles, zoophiles and common criminals should be a ware of but It is also used by their targets to avoid being exposed.

Guy 1: Hey, have you used a Burner Account?
Guy 2: No. That account is used to start drama, I have an Anonymous Account just to hunt Pedophiles.
G1: Nice, how many Pedos you exposed?
G2: about 3.

by Ronald Lee February 1, 2022

The Accountant SA

A tattooed ripped stud who people often confuse for a personal trainer, which is good because he loves being in the gym. He’s actually a very very clever tax accountant and a mathamagician. He likes to take selfies of himself and looking in the mirror, but also likes accounting, tax and maths.

The Accountant SA is so ripped, but geez he knows his tax and accounting stuff and knows a thing or two about business.

by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022

all according to plan

A phrase used when nothing is going according to plan.

P1: All according to plan!
P2: I'm assuming this checkmate is also a part of your plan?
P1: Shut up

by Arbitrary Arbiter November 10, 2022

Bank Account

Something that is always empty

This server is so empty right now, just like my bank account

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 21, 2023

Mob Accordion

when Orangina Thinskin aka donald trump plays air accordion outside the courthouse

appearing outside a New York courthouse after one of his 6,000 trials, guiltiest-mutherfucker donald scrump waved his tiny hands around doing the Mob Accordion which is always a sure sign he's lying and afraid of going to prison.

by Uncle Joosie October 5, 2023

power of account

A legal instrument authorizing one to act as another's Facebook agent in times of intense overuse of the site as a procrastination tool. Handing over power of account would involve giving someone trustworthy your password, and allowing them to change it so that you won't be able to lurk the site instead of getting work done.

Dude, I'm trusting you with power of account - I've gotta get my history paper done.

by burt.has.beer September 29, 2009