statutory abuse

Refers to the not-necessarily-full-blown-mistreatment-but-still-distressing act of treating someone like an inanimate life-sized carved likeness of a human being.

Tiffany is so kind and lovable to me overall that I don't really consider it statutory abuse when she rests her foot against me while adjusting her socks/pant-legs or drapes clothing and towels on me while she's straightening up her room or getting ready to head out --- I know she isn't intentionally trying to belittle me; she's merely using my hips/arms/shoulders/head as convenient spots to temporarily rest/stash stuff, plus of course I know better than to "bother the maid when she's cleaning".

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Hat Abuse

The action in wich someone abuses another persons hat

STOP THIS HAT ABUSE

by eric noblesmen August 29, 2018

abuser

a fucking dickhead who shits on my head 24/7

roblox chat:
"why abuse"
"I'm an abuser. i do that as a job."

by funny cube guy February 25, 2024

Abuse

Someone who is hurting you and or it can be cruel or using something in a bad way.

Hitting someone aggressively would be abuse.

by Zelori <3 January 12, 2022

script abuse

To constantly use triggers on something such as irc. Usually done out of boredom. Something you might be doing right now.

Go back to raeping your bot by means of script abuse

by emrfish March 21, 2008

hashtag abuser

Somebody who uses to many hashtags

Did you see Jake's caption?
Yeah he's a total hashtag abuser

by bevster August 4, 2014

abused that mic

The attempt and epic fail at Karaoke.

That girl was at the bar and abused that mic so bad that she got a bottle thrown at her head.

by That_Guy_Yup_Him September 17, 2011