Noob Tax

Noob tax is when you take something from someone because they were being a noob.

I bought some beer for my friend who said he'd be in town. Turns out he was in another city. I took 3 beers out for myself for him being a noob. I told him it was noob tax.

by Errorx May 30, 2009

Tax that ass

To badly whoop somebody's ass.

He knocked out my brother last night so when I find him I'm gonna tax that ass!

by Mainland joker July 21, 2011

dick tax

Dick tax refers to the extra tax that should be charged on goods and services provided to someone who is a complete and total dick.

It would have been $5, but since you were such a dick, it will be a 72% increase due to dick tax.

by Pumpkin Dump Cake September 4, 2015

Black tax

The higher prices that black people have to pay for

1) goods - often due to a lack of large grocery stores, mass market discounters

2) insurance, mortages, loans

due to their ethnicity

Buffy and Biff can get a lower rate on a home mortgage than Rasheed and LaShawna due to the black tax.

by silverkris March 17, 2008

tax obesity

The size of the state that loses all recognition of Constitutional constraints, but creates policy to secure jobs from ill-gotten taxation. Without emergency Constitutional surgery, the rate of growth becomes life-threatening to both the state and the taxpayer.

The United States is undergoing a condition known as tax obesity.
Dr. Ron Paul is the only one capable to perform the liberty-saving proceedure necessary.

by freerifleman August 19, 2007

rice tax

Additional cost added to a car because of shitty modifications made by ricers.

Me: I just got a new car, but it costed $500 above average prece because of the shitty spoiler on the back that I'm gonna have to remove anyway, god damn rice tax.

by BooritoLover September 11, 2016

luxury tax

The heating bill

"Please close the goddamn door all the way so we can keep the luxury tax down"

by Marie Bethaliz February 5, 2010