Sperm Shirt

A T-shirt not meant to be worn, but rather to be made into a makeshift vagina of sorts; to collect semen after ejaculation during masturbation.

Never throw out your old t-shirts, they can easily be turned into a great sperm shirt.

by Maars August 6, 2011

Shirt Pull

When some one does or says something stupid or dumb and makes no sense...

“Hey bro I feel like Jamies Winston is a better QB than Tom Brady”....give me yo shirt for saying that 👕🤏🏽 shirt pull there shirt

by 414 Miltown May 8, 2020

Egg Shirt

An extremely ugly but supportive bra with firmly-shaped round cups, most often worn by women after weaning to restore firmness to her now cracked and squishy "eggs."

Lady: (Pointing to two deflated, sagging excuses that USED to be boobs)” I am looking for a push up bra to prop these saggies up."

Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.

by MommyZ January 19, 2010

Monkey shirt

A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.

A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.

Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.

Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!

by HugaN February 14, 2012

Shirt girl

A girl who wears a giant T-shirt after sex to hide the dried cum all over her body.

Did you see that shirt girl at David's house?

by Kkklapklap677 November 13, 2015

Dragon Shirt

A person that wears a Shirt with a Dragon on it!

A person that wears a shirt with a dragon on it and is in a group with all other people that wear a shirt with a dragon on it. There for they are Referred to as Dragon shirts.

by Shawna Patterson May 12, 2006

T-shirt

T-shirt: also know to women as a "catcher". This is a shirt often used by women after intercourse with their man at bedtime. The T-shirt is placed between the legs (usually from bikini line to butt crack). It works well and is better than sitting on the toilet "dripping" for 20 minutes after a long day.

"Baby, hand me your T-shirt and get me an after sex smoke."

opposite: Nanny's Wipes

by whitetshirtclub February 4, 2010