by DevOps Dude May 30, 2018
Get the Hoffman's Lawmug. During a board game, a player, who has played the game more than once, cannot change their decision for a more advantageous one, once they have finished their turn. A turn that is over, is over!!!
Player 1's turn ends... During player 2's turn, player 1 says... " NO WAIT... I did not mean to do that." Player two says, "Jacob's Law"
by mmaerzluft February 1, 2022
Get the Jacob's Lawmug. Example of using the Scout Law:
Scout 1: "A scout is trustworthy in the streets..."
Scout 2: "And courteous in the sheets."
Scout 1: "A scout is trustworthy in the streets..."
Scout 2: "And courteous in the sheets."
by Mercedes78 November 17, 2022
Get the Scout Lawmug. by Suka may korncob January 3, 2019
Get the husband in Lawmug. a very very wise man once say: "its not that i dont have standards, i can just find beauty in every woman."
Law of Sam:
fat chick = giant breasts
pale chick = no tan lines
abnormally anorexic chick = cheap date
fat chick = giant breasts
pale chick = no tan lines
abnormally anorexic chick = cheap date
by sampencek September 8, 2010
Get the law of sammug. This is a fundamental law of manhood. Jacob's Law is that when referring to ones penis in a jokingly or flirtatious manner, you must portray it as smaller than it actually is. This means you never let a girl down once in the sack.
Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Matthew: I was chatting to this girl last night and ended up having sex
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis
by ciy June 14, 2020
Get the Jacob's Lawmug. The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.
by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017
Get the Wesselink's Lawmug.