Grape head

Somebody who’s a bit of a knobhead but still a decent person

P1: Shut up you midget

P2: Shut up you grape head

by BigManKevFromHouse69 February 24, 2020

Grape Hanger

The testicles and or scrotum of a grown man.

God damn it Brenda! Your busting my grape Hangers.

by Philipo November 24, 2016

Hot Grapes

Haemorrhoids; swellings that contain enlarged and swollen blood vessels in or around the lower rectum and anus

"There's bad weather coming. I can tell because my hot grapes are playing up."

by Professor New Burger January 9, 2014

flesh grape

what happens after you poop your pants

Bligh me mate! I got a hard flesh grape in me trousers!

by moomoobee March 24, 2017

Licking the grape

A verb used for someone who performs an action that makes others uncomfortable.

"Dude, my grandpa started doing some innapropro dances at the family get-together yesterday. He was totally licking the grape."

by Zunkalunk April 4, 2017

squashed grape

A squashed testicle that thinks they are something special but they are just a smelly squashed testicle

That guy is a complete squashed grape

by Squiglebob May 10, 2016

grape milk

grape milk is when you add grape juice or concentrate to milk. it creates grape milk and either youll love it or will think it's absolutely disgusting with no inbetween

person 1: hey do u like grape milk?
person 2: yea. but only w/ soy milk. grape milk with cows milk is just fuckin nasty
person 1: wtf are you on. grape milk with cows milk goes hard.

by Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh February 2, 2021