Glans Cuck

A man who is desperate for acceptance, approval, and affection from women. This desperation has led to the compromise of his beliefs and values, the desecration of his dignity and self-worth, and his inability to stand up for himself and what he deserves as a human being, eg. Loyalty, Fidelity, and Honesty in a romantic relationship.

What a fucking "Glans Cuck", shes clearly lying about her feelings.

by FippyDippy November 24, 2020

Feudo-cuck

Someone who has no self respect. Commonly found "curtseying" (male or female) and sucking up to inbred upper class idiots. Believes he/she is too stupid to be able to chose their own head of state. Has a quasi-sexual interest in being demeaned and enslaved. Has no ambition or personal pride.

That news presenter is such a feudo-cuck. Look at him grovelling to that witch from Buckingham Palace. Have some self respect!

by Emeritus Professor of Sh1te. June 2, 2022

mah cuck

It's BIG that's the only thing you need to know.

"I want something big in my mouth"
"Suck Mah Cuck"

by SGally November 19, 2017

Cart Cucked

When you have an item in your online cart and many people try to buy the item, so what was in your cart is now gone due to someone else buying the item.

Person 1- Yeah I was really close to buying the Fallout 4 Collectors Edition this weekend.
Person 2- Well what happened?
Person 1- Gamestop fucking Cart Cucked me!

by YungDishwasher February 5, 2018

Elf cuck

Someone who is currently being cuckholded by one of Santa’s elves

See that guy Jess? Yeah, this Christmas he became an Elf Cuck.

by Greg678910 December 11, 2019

platonic cuck

To be overshadowed by your best-friend's other friends in friend-level.

"anyways, do you know that feeling when your best friend has better best friends, so you have that feeling of perpetual loneliness even though you have plenty of people to talk to?"
"You're such a platonic cuck."

by n3wooln3wool April 11, 2017

food cuck

someone who is on a diet and only eats once a day

individual 1: is that freak sniffing food? what's up with that?
individual 2: they're a food cuck. they sniff food just to feel something

by eimguy November 19, 2022