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Safety Fart

When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart
"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."
by FujiIsFine April 13, 2017
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safety atheist

A safety atheist is something used by blue collar workers when in comes to osha. Someone who hates all of the safety protocols osha "has" us follow. Because let's be real we all think some of oshas safety standards are a little to much at some points.
Technically school teacher "ok guys today we gotta over a few safety things so we can get into the shop next week"

Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"
by Whitetrashwithafatass September 1, 2023
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Safety Shag

Anal Sex with a woman.
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,

This method is somewhat more safe than risking children
Woman "have you got any condoms"

Man "No, its alright; we'll have a safety shag"
by Vikingtesticles September 23, 2012
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Safety Smiley

A smiley within a text that is only there to make a negative or mean remark seemingly less bad. Often used by passive-aggressive people.
Man your hair looks like dogshit again :) (<- Safety Smiley)
by Nick_knock April 7, 2022
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Safety Pilot

In aviation, the person (a certified pilot with valid medical and flight review) who rides shotgun in the plane looking for traffic while the primary pilot is under the hood, primarily to reduce the cost of accruing simulated instrument time or maintaining instrument currency. Even though a safety pilot can log time just looking for traffic and not flying the plane, etiquette dictates that a safety pilot get the opportunity to switch roles occasionally, get a free $100 hamburger at the local eatery on or near the airport, or some other legal quid pro quo outcome.
Dude, would you consider being my safety pilot? I need to get some more hood time.
by JoinTheLocalizer February 26, 2020
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Safety scissors

A threesome with 2 girls and 1 guy while the guy is wearing a condom
Safety scissors is just as fun with so much less stress!
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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Safety Scissors

can cut playtime's jumprope, 1st prize's wires, and idk more
I cut playtime's jumprope with safety scissors
by anonymous August 17, 2024
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