pee story 1: so in some random ass village, every year on april 28, there is a contest between every girl between the ages of 18 and 25. you are put in a chair, which forces your legs open, you are wearing tight white clothes, so it’s instant to see when you’re out. in the beginning, you have to drink a gallon of cold water, and then get on the leg splaying chair. after 1 hour, you have to change into sexy underwear which also has to be white, and drink 3 cups of cold water. after 2 hours, weight is slowly increasing on the bladder area, now with water tubes in their mouths, to be sucked on nonstop. if anyone remains for 2 hours and 20 minutes, massage guns with that ball spin setting are placed on their sweet pussies, and if you can go any longer than 3 hours , headphones are put on your ears, playing the sound of gushing water. this will continue until everyone pees, to which the winner gets 100 bucks for every 10 minutes spent
by imcrazywidit July 25, 2023
Get the pee storymug. The same as your back story only different. The direction is different. Your front story is Vuja De and your back story is Deja Vu. Since Deja Vu is been there done that then Vuja De is going there doing that. If people don't know your front story then they can't come alongside you and help you because doing so helps them.
In order to realize that we have enough overlap to help each other going forward after just meeting I'd need to know as much about your front story as possible.
by Netfriending September 8, 2018
Get the front storymug. by IPD1992 October 13, 2021
Get the 1992 storymug. when someone is telling a story and they forget a certain part of the joke and they lose their place and have to make up a fake name for the person whom they forgot, usually another friend will come in and tell the story better thus making the other person who fucked the story up look lame
Joe(excitedly): ...and then he yells "you better get back here .. uhhh.. greg "
Jake: wait what
mike: no it was you better get back here bobby and he chased him away with a shovel
Jake: haha
Joe: uhh yeah we were both there though
Jake: It's okay joe you just had a story-hiccup
Jake: wait what
mike: no it was you better get back here bobby and he chased him away with a shovel
Jake: haha
Joe: uhh yeah we were both there though
Jake: It's okay joe you just had a story-hiccup
by gregory thomasson August 27, 2009
Get the story-hiccupmug. You wake up as a stone head then pick up random stones and unlock work craft stuff defeat monster and get weapon
by Alpsiumnomyo (aka joe mama) September 21, 2023
Get the Stone storymug. Your friend: Didn't he find out you like him?
You: Yea, but I just told him my cover story instead. He doesn't know anymore.
You: Yea, but I just told him my cover story instead. He doesn't know anymore.
by Ms. What Zit Tooya April 26, 2019
Get the cover storymug. a blunt way of telling someone they made their story too freakin long... when they add a lot of unneeded info added in once they realize their story only sounded good in their head
talker: "so i went to the store and saw him...blah blah...uneeded info....yadda yadda..so i said hi!"
you: "STORY STAMP" ...geeze!
you: "STORY STAMP" ...geeze!
by yaddamoneyraid03 May 19, 2008
Get the story stampmug.