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Puppy Mafia

A group of people, or a single person, that acts as though they are extremely tough, and have control over everyone, but really, are just wimps. They usually occur in groups, and use each other to make themselves seem tough. Usually, all it takes is to show that your ready to fight back to scare them off if they are troubling you.
guy 1: Dude those guys were pushing me around before, saying that they were gonna beat me up if I didn't do as they told me to

guy 2: Don't worry man, those guys are puppy mafia. They aren't gonna do shit to you if you stand up for yourself.
by static nightmare November 17, 2011
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Big puppy

A real big dog, a bloke who definitely hits the gym (among other things). Can also be used to describe anything that is abnormally large in comparison to it's average height (e.g. a Barge could be called a "Big Puppy").
When that one national powerlifter in your rowing team takes his shirt off for the boys:

"Oooh he's a big puppy boys!"
by zootybooty June 3, 2018
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Puppy Noodle

Ohh look, a Puppy Noodle is over there wook at its widdle face!
by Da_Evil_Doggo June 4, 2018
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Puppy Chin

When You Have A Guy Friend Who Hasnt shaved in a week or so, and their chin feels like that of a dogs.
"Dude Nate Hasn't Shaved since last week."

"he's got major puppy chin"
by Carriyo February 24, 2009
mugGet the Puppy Chinmug.

Good Puppy

good puppy is a word commonly said to a dog, unless you are gymnasticjon1997. In that case, You would use it as a light term for your girlfriend.
Hey
good puppy
by bratbaby February 29, 2020
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Lil Puppy

by Eminemfan6599 February 25, 2022
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slut puppies

a felacious female who wants it so bad, her tongue hangs out like a puppy. in order for a female to qualify as a slut puppy, she must also be as cute as a puppy.
im gonna clean the fuck outta my bike so i can pull some slut puppies when we go downtown this weekend!

i was wearing a fresh ass Gucci outfit and when i walked into the party i looked around and all the girls were looking at me like slut puppies!
by Dante the philosopher February 9, 2009
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