The most amazing and beautiful person you will ever meet, beautiful, short and has a smile that can light up new york. many guys want her but she only wants one.Maria. One name that can change your life forever. A Maria, is kind sweet and amazing. You think about her every time you wake up, and when you go to sleep she stays in your dreams. She so delicate, you won't ever want to hurt her. But I have, yet she still treats me right. She forgives and loves. Maria is the true defintion of love. She makes me fall in love every time I talk to her. Although she doesn't want to fall for me, at times it seems like we have the moments where she really loves me. She is truly an amazing person and I wish one day I can have her Heart.Maria is perfect. Enough said. Have my kiddos. I love you.
by marias boy January 13, 2022
Get the maria<3mug. "I have a .... on my body"
- Maria B.
Maria B.'s laugh, orgasm and cramp sounds the same
"Don't mess with a greek person, you will be knocked out"
- Maria B.
Maria B. punches people when the say something funny
Maria B's life story: Youtube: my big fat greek wedding best bits
- Maria B.
Maria B.'s laugh, orgasm and cramp sounds the same
"Don't mess with a greek person, you will be knocked out"
- Maria B.
Maria B. punches people when the say something funny
Maria B's life story: Youtube: my big fat greek wedding best bits
by The-smart-guy July 14, 2011
Get the Maria B.mug. 
Get the ana-mariamug. A small town with a 2 lane freeway, that has the traffic of a 3 or 4 lane freeway.
It used to have character, but the local governement tore down all the historical buildings to "modernize," which then made them neglect the downtown area which has now gone to ruin and is stricken by poverty.
The local government also does a horrible job with maintaining the local economy, by letting in large corporations which push out local business, and making it hard for letting local business to open.
Santa Maria High School's facilities are a joke. The classrooms are out-dated and the football field is hideous. Althought, it had many good programs (the best of which is the welding program) and has more 4-H funding then they can handle.
Pioneer Valley High School has some of the best facilities in the state, taking that they were given over 20 million in state funding, due to a bad write-up by a district member (not going to name names). They have quite a few fountains, a terf football field, rubber track, nice baseball fields, very up-to-date weight room and wonderful tennis facilities.
Local restaurants are wonderful, if you can find them. The large chain restaurants are all located near the freeway, while the wonderful places, such as: Shaw's, DW's American Bistro and Brick's are all hidden inside the city near Broadway.
Santa Maria is overall nicely sized in population, but also known for its strawberries. Santa Maria has the best strawberries in the nation, and any local can tell you that.
Santa Maria is also known for Santa Maria style BBQ, known as tri-tip. Anyone from Santa Maria knows where tri-tip comes from, and now so do you.
It used to have character, but the local governement tore down all the historical buildings to "modernize," which then made them neglect the downtown area which has now gone to ruin and is stricken by poverty.
The local government also does a horrible job with maintaining the local economy, by letting in large corporations which push out local business, and making it hard for letting local business to open.
Santa Maria High School's facilities are a joke. The classrooms are out-dated and the football field is hideous. Althought, it had many good programs (the best of which is the welding program) and has more 4-H funding then they can handle.
Pioneer Valley High School has some of the best facilities in the state, taking that they were given over 20 million in state funding, due to a bad write-up by a district member (not going to name names). They have quite a few fountains, a terf football field, rubber track, nice baseball fields, very up-to-date weight room and wonderful tennis facilities.
Local restaurants are wonderful, if you can find them. The large chain restaurants are all located near the freeway, while the wonderful places, such as: Shaw's, DW's American Bistro and Brick's are all hidden inside the city near Broadway.
Santa Maria is overall nicely sized in population, but also known for its strawberries. Santa Maria has the best strawberries in the nation, and any local can tell you that.
Santa Maria is also known for Santa Maria style BBQ, known as tri-tip. Anyone from Santa Maria knows where tri-tip comes from, and now so do you.
by vachrissy October 12, 2006
Get the Santa Mariamug. Maria Juana (Mary Jane) is another name for marihuana because the pronunciation in Spanish is very similar.
For you, ignorants who doesn't know what is marihuana,is a plant that one smokes and gives you a hell of a ride, meaning, a drug, and as such, illegal, though certain breeds of the marihuana are used legally by some as a form of therapy (lucky bastards)
For you, ignorants who doesn't know what is marihuana,is a plant that one smokes and gives you a hell of a ride, meaning, a drug, and as such, illegal, though certain breeds of the marihuana are used legally by some as a form of therapy (lucky bastards)
A: hey man, i had a night with my fair lady, Maria Juana
B: how was that?
A: awesome!!!!
B: cool dude, can you get me $50 of it
A: of course dude
B: how was that?
A: awesome!!!!
B: cool dude, can you get me $50 of it
A: of course dude
by Jack Spartan August 1, 2006
Get the maria juanamug. Maria’s angry again!
by TheSpartanGman December 14, 2019
Get the Mariamug. "mmmm my girl put in work last night"
"mine did too man!"
"yo what's her name?"
"anna maria"
"wtf that's my girl"
"mine did too man!"
"yo what's her name?"
"anna maria"
"wtf that's my girl"
by DoctorForgonis June 13, 2017
Get the Anna Mariamug.