A question asked of people who for some reason (usually extreme laziness or lack of intelligence) who can't seem th do simple things.

Comes from the Stanley Kubrick movie Full Metal Jacket - the full question is "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"
The garbage has piled up for three days, and the litterbox should have been changed last week! What is your major malfunction?
by ke6isf November 08, 2003
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See you in the major leagues

A sentence where men cried...
"See you in the major leagues, Jack."
by Damn boye March 19, 2021
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Tom goes to the major

Crappiest show that Adult Swim has to offer.
Guy-"Hey, wanna watch Tom goes to the Major?"

Other guy-"Nah. I'd rather be shot with Diarrhea"
by AJCV April 17, 2006
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Happy Start Anything Major

A person's real name, usually uttered during sleep or occasionally upon waking up.
I can't believe I slept beside him all night before he told me his real name was Happy Start Anything Major!
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You Suck Major Ass

When one does something really uncool
Shelby - I dont have to go to school tomorrow
Maddie - uhhh you suck Major ass
by the madster November 05, 2007
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Major Lee "Apollo" Adama

One of the main characters in the wonderful television show Battlestar Galactica who is the CAG (commander of the air group) of said ship. The actor who plays him is so beautiful that viewing him on screen sometimes causes Bamberitis. While currently married to Lt. Dualla, AKA Dee, there is a huge fan following for a relationship between him and Captain Kara "Starbuck" Thrace. In fact, in the original series aired in the 70's, Starbuck was played by a man. Apparently the two pilots had a sexual vibe despite both being men, as seen in the copious amounts of slash fanfiction. This may have led to Starbuck's gender change.
"Oh, Lee, Lee!" - Captain Kara Thrace to Gaius Baltar during sex while imagining Major Lee "Apollo" Adama
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major league mess up

Also known as a mlmu, it is used to describe a moment when someone (including yourself) humiliates themselves, reveals a secret they didn't want to reveal, says something bad, etc. In public or in front of the boys, and Is so bad that it can only be described as a major league mess up
Person 1: hey, did you hear that (famous person) said the n-word on their social media account?

Person 2: yeah bro, that was a major league mess up
by ChezE May 03, 2020
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