dick goblin

someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.
"Yo I'll pay you to be my dick goblin tonight,"
by Amunis_X April 11, 2017
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Penny goblin

Old German folklore involving a goblin that would take the money of any children that didn't go to bed when they were supposed to. Similar to Krampus for Christmas.
"Penny Goblin! Penny Goblins! Don't take my pennies."
by deadhead420 December 28, 2018
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Goblin mode

A state of intense drunkenness leading too high levels of debauchery and questionable decisions.
Tanner goes goblin mode when he gets too drunk and you can’t decide if he’s coming back to blueberry tonight
by Blueberry Bittys January 05, 2023
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ass goblin

someone who likes to dress in a goblin costume and eat other peoples raunchy butt fruit.
My brother, Rex McCallum II, is a full fledged card carrying ass goblin.
by Melonie July 01, 2003
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Achilles goblin

Goblin that hides under bleachers or any other object that leaves a space for your heel and slices the tendon on your heel
The Achilles goblin sliced my Achilles heel and I couldn't find him
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gut goblin

A term to be used for a fat/ugly woman's baby or an ugly baby
Nicole keeps talking about her Little Gut Goblin
by DaFinchyCode August 28, 2017
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Snatch Goblin

A derogatory term for a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Referring to one who spends more time in the depths of a vaginal abyss rather than out, interacting, in the real world.
Jenna: "Hey, where's David?"
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."
by oogabooga456 May 22, 2013
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