Ugly Card

When you pull the “ugly card” you make a girl feel sorry for you with the intent of hooking up with her because you never really had a chance in the first place.

“Dude yesterday I pulled the ugly card on Maya”
“And how’d it go?”
“She hooked up with me just because I’ve never hooked up with anyone.”

by IFuckPenguins June 7, 2020

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Lillian Card

The best possible card you can get. its creative and funny and a b-day must-have! :3

Oh, I hope a Lillian Card comes with this gift!

by kh314 December 19, 2017

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Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.

My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.

by Teamster954 March 26, 2021

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Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.

Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...

by TruDat94109 June 24, 2010

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style-card

Communication and sharing of information thru MySpace and facebook is critical now. Create a style-card - the ultimate social networking tool. It's a big world out there - get found.

hey. Here's my style-card - let's hook up.

by L Miller October 19, 2007

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Covid Card

What companies do to lessen overhead even if they were able to be open the entire time. The reasoning sounds good, yet we all know the truth, it's about the almighty dollar this time

Holiday Inn Express in Austintown, Ohio uses the Covid Card to close the pool and hot tub at 9 PM (2 hours earlier) even though nobody will be cleaning it until the AM anyways. Normally when Maintenance comes in at 8.

by mormdavid June 24, 2020

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