The act of holding yourself up by one hand (e.g. On your bed) and holding your other side up with your feet (e.g. On a table or windowsill) and wanking. The increased blood flowing to the penis makes you more erect.
by Harambeisinourhearts August 24, 2017
An often perfidious person who commits the act of needlessly getting in one's way or stealing one's turn.
Also used as a verb to represent blocking the pathway to one's metaphorical bridge or chosen passage.
A variant on the verb "to snake", also meaning to impede upon a person's path.
Also used as a verb to represent blocking the pathway to one's metaphorical bridge or chosen passage.
A variant on the verb "to snake", also meaning to impede upon a person's path.
Dude, I was playng Legend of Zelda on the Wii and that Yeti was a total Bridge hogger. What a bastard."
by Don'tHogMyBridge December 29, 2010
by Mr. Game and Lock February 23, 2016
by anonanal November 23, 2016
When you drink a weak as piss beer because a mate's either brought it over and you're trying not to offend them, or your alternative beer is strong and you need a temporary break from that sweet, sweet nectar because life with it is like continually shooting up rainbows and you need
something to remind you shit's real
something to remind you shit's real
by Roboyo January 23, 2016
This is when someone has greasy hands from fried food and is fingering a woman.
The act of a finger slipping into her ass from all the grease on your hand and her taint.
The act of a finger slipping into her ass from all the grease on your hand and her taint.
by TheBigGrease April 07, 2021
by Dave69er July 02, 2011