old bad

The dank musky scent usually attributed to an older worse smelling idividual (usually grandmother). This scent usually is a mixture of old house, stale cigarettes, feline urine and stanky senior citizens.

"dude, that senior home smelled like 8 different kinds of old bad"

by nooger April 25, 2006

Old Bombay

Marijuana, pot, a rolled up doobie

"hey, are you down for a little smoke of the old bombay?"

by oldbombay January 30, 2010

Old Radio

When you have a song stuck in your head that was once really popular and now is considered old.

Person 1- "Dude today I had Umbrella by Rihanna suck in my head all day today."

Person 2- "Looks like the old radio is on."

by ME no not him the other me December 1, 2009

Old teachers

tell stories of there past are forgetful want to get your grades up anyway possible

I swear old teachers retire 5 times

by kidsinmybasement123 December 12, 2019

old metro

an age 18+ guy who is in love with himself, uses hair dye to make his hair multiple colours (like brown and blonde at the same time) uses 1000kg of hair wax every day, waxes every part of his body and dances like a fag.

an old metro is a metro who needs to grow out of it but doesnt want to because he thinks he looks good, while everyone else thinks he looks stupid.

a: mate, that guy with blonde hair is a pretty old metro.
b: yea no shit, he needs to grow up already

by br0dyyy April 29, 2010

The Old Wycombiensian

A manoeuvre whereby a learned gentleman tucks a formal shirt into a pair of grey slacks on behalf of another (traditionally, but not exclusively, a scholar) while also inserting one or multiple digits into his anal cavity and twisting ferociously

The grey haired man gave me The Old Wycombiensian yesterday. It felt nice but everyone laughed at me and put the video on Snapchat

by Dave Marshers August 10, 2021

Zoë Old

A Zoë old is someone who is really cool like really really cool. They are smart and compassionate. They tend to be really hot as well and their good vibes and energy radiate out towards others. Zoë Olds are pretty much always right. They have a great sense of humour and usually are really funny. They own a wide variety of skills and can be good at many things. This may include Physical activities, schoolwork or even gaming. If you know a Zoë Old then you are very lucky and should value them. Put them above all else because they will be there through it all.

Boy 1: “did you see Zoë Old”
Boy 2: “yeah bro she is so hot”
Boy 3: “unlucky my friends, she’s already my bestie”

by NobodyKnowsMe123 June 3, 2021