harry monk

Cockey Rhyming Slang. Harry Monk, Spunk.

Harry on the Boat!
Spunk on your face!

by Harry November 3, 2003

Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle.

One of the best Harry Potter quotes EVER!!!

As Harry sat down to the notebook, it started to write to him. It asked him his name. Harry told the notebook that his name was Harry Potter, for obvious reasons. The notebook replied ' Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle. '

by The Purple Gnargles of pie November 28, 2009

Harry

The boy who lived.

Voldemort's mortal enemy, hero of all wizard-kind.

"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you…"
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically.

by redeft April 25, 2008

Harrypothesis

A proposed scientific hypothesis that is more in the realm of Harry Potter than actual science.

Many considered the conjecture that the apparent wind created by the motion of a treadmill was the same as natural wind created by pressure gradients to be just another Harrypothesis.

by recursive prophet February 26, 2010

harry pothead

Urban and more realistic version of harry potter. Also known as Horny Pothead, he smokes pot, drinks and flies, and shags girls while wearing his "Anti-babymaking Coat". Uses wand as Bong. Also is Fucking Emo.
Current bounty: $500,000.
Appeared in many autobiographies:
Harry Pothead and the Philosopher is Stoned
Harry Pothead and the Chamber of Crackheads
Harry Pothead and the Prisoner from Afghan
Harry Pothead and the Goblet You Desire
Harry Pothead and the Half-Stoned Prince

Horny Pothead: GOD I AM SO EMO.... (sobbing quietly)
Ronald Gaysley: wanna have emo sex harry pothead?
horny pothead: god u know EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!!!
(EXPLICIT CONTENT)

by lolomatick January 24, 2007

Harry potter

THE BEST FREAKING BOOK EVER!!!.........

Harry potter- The son of the late Lily and James potter who sacrificed themselves for thier son. He currently lives with his Uncle and Aunt who hate the majick world, he is the only one who ever lived through the avada kedavra (sorry if mispelled) curse. His godfather was sirius black but sadly he dies. At the end of the greatest series of books in the world on Harry or Voldemort has to die... (hope voldie dies!!)

The boy who lived through the avada kedavra curse

by Laurren May 13, 2005

Harry Mckeon

A tall, slim male who looks is frequently mistaken for fictional character, Where's Wally. Currently dating. Also known as leader of the Harry Mckeon religion. Tends to be stalked by ex-harry mckeon religion member P W. Harry Mckeons' also tend to look good in white. Resides at Nudgee.

Where's Harry Mckeon?

by red cap day October 18, 2008