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javi fail

A fail that involves a knife. (Usually used in a Call of Duty game.) Comes from a infamous Call of Duty player "General_Ike93" who always fails (badly) at knifes.
Person #1: How the f*ck did he miss my knife!

Person #2: Javi Fail!!
by k3r1c July 30, 2011
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fail box

the name givin to the xbox 360 after it has been afflicted by the rrod.
when ur xbox 360 shows-in controller slots 1, 2 and 3- flashing red lights, and ur console wont function, then u have a fail box
by thespirit July 5, 2009
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fail conversation

When two people are speaking to each other about the same thing, but are not on the same wave length. They are both making the same point but think that the other misunderstands. This often ends in extreme bouts of laughter because both parties involved realize their stupidity.
A: I think we should go to the grocery store first because I need to get bread.
B: No! We need to go to the grocery store first.
A: I know, that's what I said.
B: No, you need to get bread.
A: But why would you want to go the grocery store first?
B: Because you need to get bread you just said that.
A: Hold on, let's just go to the grocery store first since we both want to go there first!
B:What a fail conversation we just had!

End in lolz.
by Pine Lol November 1, 2009
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auto fail

Someone that is so bad at something, that they automatically fail before trying.
John: Mike, why do you even try? You suck at everything

Sarah: What an auto fail!
by greeker April 4, 2009
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Voda-Fail

1) The proper name for a particular mobile service provider

2) Description of a your mobile phone service. Voda-failed and Voda-Failing may be used.
1 - "Fucking Voda-Fail!"

2 - "Sorry man, never got your messages. Pretty sure my phones been getting some epic voda-fail again."
by ZenGooma May 10, 2011
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Bail Fail

The act of being caught when you are trying to bail.
Failing to get out of a situation in time.
After banging my hot girlfriend last night, I was trying to climb out of my girlfriends window when her mom walked in. It was a bail fail.
by Willyumm-port city baby. December 22, 2008
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fat fail

by Magan Kutro February 13, 2009
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