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Shitty Punky

A Shitty Punky is performed correctly when you tie a bandana around the knee of a woman who has had a breast reduction, defecate on her chest, then thrust your erect penis between the shit smeared mounds of scar tissue.
I'd give that Angelina Jolie a shitty punky!
by Frank Sheckler June 4, 2019
mugGet the Shitty Punkymug.

Shitty cock

This word is used to slag or annoy someone who is into anal intercourse. They should be offended if called this word
by Rjhehebeuevene March 31, 2020
mugGet the Shitty cockmug.

shitty rogers

A shitty Rogers Is when a guy named Rogers shits in your face and calls you bob
Hey why did you give me a shitty Rogers you Fuck
by Shitty Rogers September 5, 2016
mugGet the shitty rogersmug.

Bum Shitty

(adj) A moment in life not specifically appealing to either the homeless or your derriere.
ex: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! .... and that my friends would be "Bum Shitty"
by film_ninja October 23, 2012
mugGet the Bum Shittymug.

blackout shitty

adjective phrase

1. egregiously intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumption

2. the most obscene level of sloppy wasted achievable before passing TF out!

How to use "blackout shitty" in a sentence:
Wholly crap! How drunk are you? Never mind! You need to stop drinking or you're gonna wind up getting freakin' blackout shitty!

KRICED, dude! You're so blackout shitty, I don't understand how you are even conscious, much less, able to stand and walk!
by FinelyThreaded May 17, 2022
mugGet the blackout shittymug.

huck a shitty

a donut, usually performed in the middle of a residential street by someone with little experience with drifting
Passenger: Huck a shitty in this culdesac!
by stupidmoose October 9, 2021
mugGet the huck a shittymug.

shitty bum

When someone is in a bad mood akin to a toddlers tantrum
When it got towards the end of the night Gavin had one mighty shitty bum going on!
by maki43 September 4, 2020
mugGet the shitty bummug.

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