Jared: man, ever since net neutrality was appealed, I've been Cloud-Jerking to children all day.
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*epilepsy*
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*epilepsy*
by BlurryMcFlurry March 13, 2018

A circle jerk but with twerking
by Luemma02 November 26, 2013

Rachel is such a smirk jerk! She always gives me that same smug look every time I screw something up.
by zeus64 April 12, 2011

by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019

Dave and Rob both complained on the internet about each others Circle Jerking and their conversation became a Infinity Jerk.
by Slade W November 18, 2016

A feels jerk is when a group of sensitive SJWs are all on a social media site (usually Tumblr, but may also include Facebook and Youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. In a feels jerk the SJWs will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long "you're being mean" posts to any person that objects. The other members will then up vote it and make some retarded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow SJW is (ie. "You go gurl" "Top comment" "exactly" "^^^^^^^^^:)))))")
it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
SJW "Oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!" #prayfordoggy
Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.
SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"
Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"
Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."
Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"
Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."
Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.
SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"
Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"
Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."
Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"
Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."
Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
by Urban Dicktonary March 22, 2016

The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.
by Juiceton hymen August 15, 2017
