ur mom

a word that is probaly the best offender!!

you are really dumb
ur mom!!

by bob April 9, 2003

ur mom

A very easy way to shut up someone you dislike greatly

F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
whats new wit u
Timothy says:
your mom!!! and you?
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
u fuckin moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
too much to say
Timothy says:
ur mom is also a fucking moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
not funny
Timothy says:
so is ur mom
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
bye
Timothy says:
ur mom

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ur mom

by Tim May 13, 2005

ur mom

Someone who is "banged" on a daily basis by 12 year olds and retarded "newfags".

Boy: lolz i banged ur mom
Mature Individual: brb
Mature Individual: *comes back with a cup of horse semen and forces it down the boy's throat (cup included)*

by prvt asscancer September 25, 2012

ur head

the thing on top of ur shoulder's duh! and a really great comeback when u want to just shout something out!

Bob: You know wut? Ur stupid
Me: Ur head

by Katie April 28, 2003

Ur face

ur faces collage

"Hey ur face is in my way!"
"so what fiend"

by Yami Marik October 4, 2003

ur mom

a word used by whiggers on the street as an unoriginal, stupid comeback to make there friends cum in their pants

Guy:Ur mom is so cheap she paid me to fuck!
Guys friend: O DUDE I LEAKED MAN

by kissurass November 6, 2006

ur in a helicopter

Ur in a helicopter (short for urine helicopter) is the term I made up for when you twist a guys dick and let it go as he urinates and the fluid spins in a spiral as his dick unwinds. Think of a liquid Meatspin if this doesn't make sense.

One guy says to his gal: the "ur in a helicopter" you gave me last night was sensational
she replies with: I'm glad you liked your "ur in a helicopter"

by I am but a humble squid August 26, 2016