Kids vs. Wizards

Eng.: The worst Russian animated movie based on a very controversial book. An blatant xenophobic religious propaganda (read: non-Russians and magicians are evil), graphics and animation efforts are god-awful, the premise and plot are cliched and ridiculous, the overall message is warped, characters are forgettable and unrelatable, multiple blatant historical inaccuracies (read: Nazi camp in Scotland?!), bla-bla-bla. Five obvious reasons I could bother to say. Thank god the sequel never happened.

More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.

Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было.

Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.

Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes:
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)

by Maxkatsur April 30, 2023

Plants vs. Bloons

A mod for Bloons TD Battles that replaces monkey towers by plants, esp. from the PvZ franchise against the bloon ferocity, which the player has to survive against bloons using plants and upgrade them strategtically.

Created by Otheruser325 and is available to get on NexusMods.

"Playing some Plants vs. Bloons with my friends because why the heck not?"

by Otheruser325 September 23, 2022

You vs You

But only because you fucking suck you bum.

Hym "No it's isn't you vs you. It's only you vs you so you can avoid losing to me. But you suck and are a bum. You have already lost to me. I created AI. You couldn't have won. Your God couldn't have even won. I was better. And it wasn't a matter of opinion. It wasn't a matter of preference. You were worse."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

Justin vs Khabib

It's fantastic! I'm watching the highlights again and it's hilarious because Justin was piecing him up with the stand-up and sprawled the takedown but Khabib just TOOK HIM DOWN ANYWAY!

Justin vs Khabib

Justin *Spawls takedown* "No."

Khabib "No to your 'No' motherfucker. Yes!" *Proceeds to take him down anyway as though he did not just get his fucking takedown stuffed*

Justin "Gah! Oh God I'm being strangled!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Actual Lives vs Theoretical Lives

To say "Dropping the nuclear bomb saved lives" is to weigh the actual lives lost against the theoretical lives that would have been theoretically lost and is to assume 1. That you can accurately predict how long the war was going to last and 2. You can accurately predict how many lives would have been lost.

Hym "Actual lives vs theoretical lives, Ben. You can't say that with any degree of ACTUAL certainty. Not intelligent and doing an incest cult doesn't make you better than everyone."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

The Kings vs Grammar Ref

Clearly blind running round the field with a blindfold

The kings vs grammar ref was so fucking blind

by sdjhwer June 28, 2021

VS-16

Variation Selector-16. An invisible Unicode character that indicates the previous character should be rendered in its emoji presentation.

Without VS-16: ⚠

With VS-16: ⚠️

by slweeb June 21, 2021