Hoozy Eyes

When someone has glossed/glazed over eyes and looks messed up possibly from sinus problems or being stoned.

"Man that dude's got some hoozy eyes!"

by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018

Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.

Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"

by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019

*rolls eyes*

Basically. . .

I DON'T CARE!
"Written in big FAT serial killer letters!"
-Crazy Rich Asians

" *rolls eyes* Oh yeah totally.(I don't give a shit)"

by abc.Lmnop July 13, 2019

Crossed Eyes

You know beer goggles. Yea, like that but you're cross faded

Javier: Fuck bro I'm so cross faded

Anders: damn dude

Javier: Remy is so hot right now

Andres: Do you have crossed Eyes for her?

by RJtheFruit July 20, 2019

peep the eyes

when one “peeps the eyes”, one will open their eyes kind of wide and then take a photograph so that the viewers of said photo can peep them

peep the eyes

by thiccvibez July 20, 2019

peep the eyes

when you open your eyes as wide as you can to see your microscopic dick

Ed was peep the eyes last night

by thiccvibez July 20, 2019

Shit eyeing

Like shit talking but through eye contact

I can see Christie and Chloe shit eyeing me whenever I talk.

by Bedazzledvag November 6, 2019