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James

someone with ADHD who makes too many sex jokes.
Person 1: that's what she said!
Person 2: oh my god, you are such a James...
by sonderwrites May 4, 2022
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james basso

The biggest dumbass in all of America. The official leader of Cuntus Clitoris... but he has a small peen.
Do you know James Basso? he the leader of Cuntious Clitoris!
by Cuntius clitorus October 28, 2019
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parker james

The type of kid you went to high school with that you said to yourself he won’t be shit just simply because of the way he looked. But now he makes 10x more money than both you and your “Rich parents“ combined.
Hey I was best friends with Parker James in high school!
by Bobby Mc Bobberson March 12, 2020
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James Charles

A haunting figure that has no pp
Kyle: I’m scared

Devin: it’s ok we’ll be fine
James Charles: hi sisters
Kyle: shit where’s the shotgun

Devin: what the fuck!!!
by Shrekthicctho December 26, 2019
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James Lyons

A kind Gentlemen. Really handsome, always ripped and shredded, very caring. He goes to the gym and works out at least 6 days a week. He is all for self improvement. Always working his way up to the top. He also will mew constantly and has an insane jawline. He basically looks like David Laid and is super hot. He is also really smart, and will always have your back. He also has a lot of money because of his business. If you pull a James Lyons, you're all set for life. Trust me ;)
"That James Lyons over there is so hot, he looks exactly like David Laid".
"Did you hear he got dux too".
"He is also a trillionaire".
by A hot man (very cool) March 17, 2024
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james penis

odd and sussy but not bad
sally said james penis wasnt bad
by supermangade January 17, 2022
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James

James meaning the chosen one. They are demi-god like not only in wisdom but also in appearance and stature. They are very brave, strong, athletic and incredibly good looking. They are the epitome of a true man in every sense of the word. They are extremely smart and loyal. Respected amongst friends, colleagues and acquaintances. They would be the offspring of what it would be like had God mated with a super model. They are pure in every sense of the word. Always well hung and great lovers. Passionate and caring. They make the best lovers. If you have the luck to be with someone named James then never let him go or you will regret it. They are a "one of a kind" type of person
Girl 1: Hey who is that over there
Girl2: you must be talking about James
Girl1: wow now thats a true man
by *urbandictionary June 4, 2022
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