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Farting out cum

When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet
Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
by Awfulman July 15, 2022
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Face Time Fart

When you are on a face time and place the microphone near your anus and fart
Person1: Listen to this * puts microphone near anus*

Person2: Loses hearing from loud face time fart
by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018
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Alabama fart stain

The act of putting a fart into a jar and putting into a womens anus
Yo babe i hope you got jars. Why? Because were gonna do the Alabama Fart Stain
by anonymous September 18, 2021
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Burger King Fart

A fart usually that comes after eating any amount of Burger King. It has a really specific smell, and after you fart you'll surely get the Burger King shits. This can also come without eating any BK at all. AKA just a really smelly fart.
Damn, I think I got those Burger King Farts.
by aviddicksucker May 15, 2020
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Dubai drug fart

It's a sex term that when you have sex you cover your dick in cocaine then have your gf fart on it to get the warm sensational feeling then have your gf like the balls so they stick to the cocaine then shove your dick in her ass then like it and get high
by I want the Kermit Fry's November 16, 2019
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doodoo butter fart

doodoo butter fart is letting out the most monstrous no the most colossal dump any one person will ever let out
chad 1: hey bro i just let out the doodoo butter fart.

chad 2: suh dude thats pretty cool want to go to a frat party.
by oh no bro December 8, 2021
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drops by to fart in the hallway

When someone very rarely interacts with you on social media, but when they do it's to say something bitchy or mildly unkind.
Brodie likes to pretend we're friends, but he only ever drops by to fart in the hallway.
by deepmaroon September 23, 2020
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