When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet
Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
by Awfulman July 15, 2022
Get the Farting out cum mug.doodoo butter fart is letting out the most monstrous no the most colossal dump any one person will ever let out
chad 1: hey bro i just let out the doodoo butter fart.
chad 2: suh dude thats pretty cool want to go to a frat party.
chad 2: suh dude thats pretty cool want to go to a frat party.
by oh no bro December 8, 2021
Get the doodoo butter fart mug.by anonymous September 18, 2021
Get the Alabama fart stain mug.A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart
Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
by rayjay91 December 6, 2022
Get the Wal mart fart mug.An action used to break the tension in a serious conversation. Usually occurring when one eats too much Popcorn Shrimp and uncontrollable gas follows.
"That Popcorn Shrimp Fart had perfect timing" or "The only thing that got me through Requiem for a Dream was that Popcorn Shrimp Fart" but mostly "Whenever I am in the same room with Kanye West I suffer from Popcorn Shrimp Farts" (PCSF for short).
by American13eauty07 November 29, 2010
Get the Popcorn Shrimp Fart mug.When you feel a fart coming while your sitting down,to avoid gas getting caught between your chair and your anus you get on
the edge of the chair and rip one.
the edge of the chair and rip one.
by William Mark B. June 11, 2007
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