guy meat

Another word for penis and testicles.

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.

by Douchebag November 8, 2017

guy inertia

The phenomenon of still having feelings for a strange period of time for a guy that you’ve told to go the hell away for many good reasons

I told him to delete my number cuz he ghosted. Now, I have guy inertia. When will this end???

by Surlier February 21, 2022

Guy Titties

The male version of the females plip plipps. (Plipp plipps meaning nipp nipps). They can often be moved if one makes use of the pectorial muscles, or otherwise can be sucked for enjoyment if they do not contain harmful microbes, which is why its helpful to wash your Guy Titties before the sucking commences, or the pectorial movement spectacle commences.

1: Yo, look at my guy titties!
2: man, you call those guy titties?! they look more like a girls'!
1: exactly.
2: ohh, i get it... ;)

by Informative Professor Gumby September 27, 2023

Guy High

The buzz and happiness you gain from talking to a guy that is nice, decent, funny and shows interest in you. This only applies if feelings are reciprocated

Example:
Girl 1: omg have you seen Megan lately she’s so vibrant and happy

Girl 2: yeah i think it’s because she’s on a guy high

by Jimdiction October 10, 2020

Girls Guy

A guy who understands girls well but isn't gay

"Oh yeah Josh is such is Girls Guy"
"Yeah hes cool"

by cigár of the male gender September 22, 2023

Precise Guy

Usually a friend in a group that calculates everything to the penny, including the bill at the diner, but not because he is cheap. He is also someone who cannot accept a range of dates as an answer to a trivia question or a past score from a World Series game or Super Bowl without googling it.

Tim:Hey Bill, you know I just learned from John that Pacino didn't win an Oscar for Scarface.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.

Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.

by Tonytoys July 27, 2016

foot fetish guy

Crazy Neighbor That once you invite into your home will suck on the nearest female's foot

Ignore the foot fetish guy over here.

by Pitata October 12, 2017