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Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
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I keep that sh*t on

When someonekeep that sh*t on”, it means they’re always dressed nice, or all their outfits “drip”.
I’m like them 5 Star Profit boys. I keep that sh*t on!
by IKTSOinc July 23, 2024
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I keep that sh*t on

When someonekeep that sh*t on”, it means they’re always dressed nice, or all their outfits “drip”.
I’m like them 5 Star Profit boys. I keep that sh*t on!”
by IKTSOinc July 23, 2024
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I keep that sh*t on

When someonekeep that sh*t on”, it means they’re always dressed nice, or all their outfits “drip”.
I’m like them 5 Star Profit boys. I keep that sh*t on!”
by IKTSOinc July 23, 2024
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T-up

bro I'm so broke

nah bro not in 2024 you need to T-up
by anonymous August 11, 2024
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Generation-T

Everyone thinks the 90’s kids who grew up going outside and without social media, but there were a select few born in the 2000’s specifically known as “Gen T” who grew up just as a 90’s kid did, riding bikes all day, exploring abandoned places, staying out until the street lights came on, no phones or internet, just sticks and mud and a good pair of converse.
“I’m Gen-T, not a millennial or Gen X, or Gen Z, I am Generation-T.”
by isthabrax August 17, 2024
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T corp

stupid fucking time tax corp
t corp or timetrack corp is a tax collecting corp based on project moon games
*door knocks*
guy 1:hey how may i help you
t corp collector: pay your taxes nigga
by 𓂺 March 28, 2025
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