Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023
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Chicken Meat Delux

When you almost finish so you stuff her with raw chicken meat then start jumping as high as you possibly can while making chicken noise like pock pock pock
Gave her a chicken meat delux yaaa meaan
by BigPatrick June 20, 2023
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Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.
Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.
by Keouiiii February 15, 2020
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Gas station meat

Phrase used for when you or someone you know gets fucked in a gas station bathroom on the floor by the janitor
P1: Hey, what took you so long ?
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat
by Skeletonpotato June 01, 2018
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Meat Mole

What you call a fat dude's chode.
"That date did NOT go well. He was funny and all, but when he dropped his pants all he had was a meat mole."

"Brutal."
by DjentSlayer June 30, 2024
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Tenderized meat

To beat your meat so hard so often it becomes an odd texture and the cum is chunkier than ever.
by Femboy Forklifter August 27, 2023
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Meat Canyon

A dry,gaping and crusty bussy with THICK meat curtains
by Okay okay I’m just May 14, 2022
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