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Juice Lords

Plain and simple it's a super opinionated guy or girl who yells and screams at an unreasonable level about their worldview, their moral views, religious views, any views and doesn't give a rats ass about the opposing side's view.

They're usually on PODCASTS in videos and there's always a clip or out-of-context vid of them yelling how they hate a person because A, B, C, and/or D but the difference between THEM and a normal Podcaster is...they're kinda nuts.

Why are they called Juice Lords? I don't fucking know! But this definition is better than the last one! I hear Twitch streamers use this term often. Go ask Hassan on Twitch!
Hassan: "Don't send me links about juice lords I honestly feel like banning you from my chat."
by Closet Possum August 3, 2022
mugGet the Juice Lordsmug.

Juice

The plural of Jew.
Kid:Daddy, do Juice exist?
Daddy:Naw son, it's a government plot!
by Drallaby Drallabijo December 19, 2021
mugGet the Juicemug.

OG Cow Juice

Ex. Hey Albert, give me your OG Cow Juice!?
by IDon'tDropTheSoap November 6, 2019
mugGet the OG Cow Juicemug.

Crack juice

my grandma made some crack juice and it was super delicious
by nijay February 24, 2024
mugGet the Crack juicemug.

Porpose Juice

The clear liquid that comes from a sink, bottle, stream, or ocean.
Hey man can you get me a cup of porpose juice?
by JZoidberg May 1, 2019
mugGet the Porpose Juicemug.

Crane Juice

1. It's what cranes drink
2. The bottles of piss that collect at the top of a crane, where crane operators relieve themselves
3. A central pillar of the beliefs that the sect of former financial cult followers must force a member to drink a concoction of carefully selected ingredients in order to cleanse themselves of making good financial decisions ever again and avoiding the dreaded "butthole post", referred to as the Fridge Challenge
Crane Manager: "What happened to the Assistant Crane Manager?"
Junior Crane Manager: "ACM died. He was crushed by Crane Juice falling from the sky while playing Battle Cranes. Don't tell OSHA."
Crane Manager: "Oh no. Was it Pink Lemonade? That's my favorite flavor."
by NGMIPandas August 29, 2023
mugGet the Crane Juicemug.

bueg juice

"Wanna come round for a cutla buegs?"
"Got no bueg juice bro"
by Bingbing24 May 7, 2016
mugGet the bueg juicemug.

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