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God Flex

When a place, person, action, thought, visual or sound is just too incredible for words.
‘The logo drum in Amapiano is God Flex!’

Your face is God Flex,’

‘That view of the city is a God Flex,’

‘You 2 together is a God Flex,’
by Lu기 February 25, 2023
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God-Topper

A GT is a person who likes to top any story you happen to tell him. Rather than being opportunistic and topping a story after hearing your story, the God-topper will ask a series of questions setting himself up to top your story.
Every time I tell Jim a story he tells me a story trying to top my story. Frank is a God-Topper, he gets you to tell him a story just to top it after.

Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”

J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”

Ex3 Godtopper

Jim-

Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?

Frank-

“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.

Jim-

J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
by The Book of Grimy -Dizzle July 25, 2022
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twitter god

A person that is the man on twitter but not shit in real life
CR people are real twitter gods
by Ratchetmike December 18, 2013
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God spreading

Dude, stop god spreading the car is already stuffy.
by WarKami September 9, 2021
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Putting words in God’s mouth

Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....
Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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Water of God

When you get up in the middle of the night and take a drink of water that feels like it’s come from a spring blessed by god himself.
Person1: I was so thirsty last night and I went a got a drink. It was water of god.
by UnTen May 21, 2022
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god

child: Who's god?
father: Only our ever so holy sky daddy. Make sure to get down on your knees for him and pray every night.
by annoyingcrow March 5, 2022
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