Doing some things around the house

A phrase used to throw off the scent of an inquiring individual, while actually partaking in nefarious acts of debauchery.

(Nothing good happens after 2 am)

Jessica told us she was “doing some things around the house”, when actually she was just doing Nick.

by vangloriousskookum December 14, 2022

do you noe de wae

when your Ugandan brother needs directions to find de wae

My brothers! do you noe de wae?

by THATguydancing January 11, 2018

Do You Wanna Hold This Wood

Wood, as in Cock, Meaing:

'do you wanna hold this cock?'

usually means do you want to 'park the car in the garage,' meaning can I put my cock in your Pussy.

If someone says to you, 'do you wanna hold this wood? it means they wanna fuck.

(A term commonly used by Roadmen)

Wagwan Peng ting Do You Wanna Hold This Wood yeah, Dam you lookin fine as hell why don't man get your snap and we can hop back to my bando yeah?

by They think that im tom cruse November 7, 2021

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsters come from
when a daddy hamster and a mommy hamster love each other VERY much...

"by the way, where do hamsters come from?"

by very_awkward_mommy_hamster January 17, 2017

we should do something sometime

A term used on the opposite sex with 2 different meanings based on who says it.
men: I want to fuck
women: i want to shop

Man:We should do something sometime(while dropping pants)
Woman: We should do something sometime (while holding credit cards)

by Festo April 29, 2004

Won't HE do it ?

"won't HE do it? " is when the grill master Mike Evans shows up in your FB timeline unexpectedly without warning or notice; but with a whole lot of SMOKE, BRISKET, RIBS, and PORK BUTT . . . gently reminding YOU that HE is about to bless folks with his barbecue

"yo, Big Mike was on Live again with that smoke ! Won't he do it ?"

by 123_Reptile August 9, 2019

we should do something sometime

Phrase used by a person when they don't want to hang out with another person. Basically an excuse to get out of something. Ends up meaning that you'll:

o1.) Never see them again.
o2.) Ignore them from now on.

Ugly guy: "Hi. Do you wanna go out with me?"
Pretty girl: "Umm.. *pity look* sure.. maybe we should do something sometime.."

by dee-jay elle April 21, 2004