sausage dog

short fat ugly smokers that smell of fanny fish and waddle.

kirsty brookes is aka sausage dog...fat :)

by boogy bum August 5, 2008

Feed the Dog

Eating some edible substance while giving head

Mackenzie ate the cake as he feed the dog of Jake last night.

by RCJWJR July 21, 2010

to wag the dog

verb, transitive. To masturbate.

Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?
Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog

by Big_fets March 15, 2004

up dog

cocaine or coke. Cocaine (benzoylmethyl ecgonine) is a crystalline tropane alkaloid that is obtained from the leaves of the coca plant.

yo, want some up dog? what's up dog. blow

by daddyYANKEEtheredsockplayer April 11, 2008

dogs bollocks

the dogs bollocks
originally Biker slang -coined Combo Pete/Andy Lights c 1983 at J Riddle gig and EVS benefit.

orig Rats Bollocks after "Nemo" the rat.
alternatively the mutz nutz

useage denoting the largest or best

I say, this band's the dogs bollocks

by Andy Scofield April 19, 2006

to dog someone

Kiss without the other person knowing or expecting it.

Aggressively Going For it.

I do not have the confidence to actually talk to sa person first, so I think I should just go to dog someone .

by soccerislyfe February 16, 2017

Chili Dog

When a man procedes to take a nice Dumb or Diahrea dump on a womens chest and procedes to titty fuck her untill he blows his special white snot all over the girls chest/face.

Kevin Don gave Erika a nice chili dog last night and John came and joined in by makeing her a Portuguese breakfast. Kevin brown watched this while explodeing in laughter.

by Kundak March 19, 2007