Cunt-Monkey

1. An adjective to describe an extreme douche bag
2. A monkey that looks like a vagina

(2 dudes arguing)
Dude 1: You're a piece of shit!
Dude 2: Well you're a cunt-monkey!

by DuckyDuckDuck December 5, 2017

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Cunt Fuck

The name given to an Aaron. Usualy dark complection and wears glasses. Often found the suburbs of the south east but can be found in and around melbourne aswell.

Damn. I dont wanna hang out with someone with cuntfuck (Aaron) anymore. He has aids..

Damn was that cunt fuck (Aaron)? Nah i dont think so... hes not being a shit cunt..

by Not your mate bro February 19, 2018

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Blond Cunt

The only girl that give multiple blow jobs at one time the only person in a room that got plastic surgery and looks like a donkey.

Uhh who is that ugly whore at the party

I think that's the girl who is dating my dad and gave a blow job to my brother.

Wow she's a blond cunt.

by Cat lover 69 420 February 22, 2017

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Shit cunt

A friend or enemy that does something they shouldn't do or doesn't do something they should do, on a frequent basis.

Bob: 'I can't believe that Fred bailed the other night, AGAIN'
Tom: 'Yeah dude what do you expect, he's a shit cunt'

by Dilbatron May 3, 2016

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cunt witch

A cunt that causes one's stake to burn like fire.

Excuse me Doctor but I think I've caught a dose off a cunt witch.

by The real one and only Mad Matt May 3, 2016

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"Jack the cunt" (noun) is the name given to a guy who is being both unbearable and an asshole simultaneously - especially if the male in question is called Jack. Nothing can quite describe how one feels when one thinks of Jack the Cunt, but some examples include anger, frustration, hatred, violent tendencies.

Girl °1: "Woah, your boyfriend is being such an ignorant, arrogant dick head."
Girl °2: "Yep. He sure is Jack the Cunt"

by ImNotRealImInYourImagination September 7, 2016

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