Bro Clean

To do a half-assed job of cleaning up your place. This is the exact opposite of the thorough cleansing that a good woman will do. For example: instead of vacuuming you simply pick up the stuff you can see on the carpet, blow the dust off of stuff instead of actually "dusting", and wiping only the dirty spots on glass with a windex soaked rag.

Dave: Dude, wet T-shirt contest at Hooters today. You coming with me??

Jim: No way, can't. Trish told me I have to clean the house.

Dave: C'mon don't be a girl, just Bro Clean it! I'll pick you up in 20 minutes.

Jim: Sounds good, see you then!

by furniturejim November 21, 2009

Bro Lover

a Person that loves their Bro/Homies and will do anything to satisfy their needs

Adam: Yo bro are you gay?
Lewis: Nah, i'm a Bro Lover

by Pigsadthesadpig March 25, 2022

bro was like Nikocado Avocado losing weight

Turning Sigma; gaining aura.

P1: I have just seen someone stop using brainrot!
P2: bro was like Nikocado Avocado losing weight

by notryhards33 October 16, 2024

Prank my Bro

When someone pranks ther bro its called prank my bro on a vinicious level of unawareness. But be caareful because you bro might slime you out if you dont jugg the homies. We finna cross the road and backdoor them dudes. Why? cUZ they sum bitch ahhh dudes 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀🔫🤲. Astagfirullah

Im finna prank my bro then slime the opps out. Duke dennis pranked his bro and almost got slimed out. Yooooo i got opponents that are trynna prank my bro.

by lilduke get slimed by sum goon April 3, 2025

Bro Pelini

Common demographic of 40 to 55 year old men at Planet Fitness that look exactly the same as Big 10 Nebraska Cornhuskers former head football coach Bo Pelini (currently head coach at Youngstown State University)

Dude, I saw like four or five separate Bro Pelinis pumping iron today. Wild

by donkeykonga May 5, 2018

Bro-inlawry

(Noun) The act or state of marrying one's best friend's sibling in order to become brothers-in-law with the best friend.

"John married Thomas's brother to legally become brothers with Thomas, achieving bro-inlawry."

by Tugglets United Front June 10, 2024

Bro is

Something white Gen Zs say because they desperately wish they were born black. Generally, these insufferable retards grew up with two loving parents, green grass, a trampoline, and a cheerful family dog named something like “Teddy” or “Buddy”.

*someone does something mischievous*

“Bro is an absolute menace 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😈😈😈😈😈”

by yourgrandmasdoubleds April 6, 2023