ass frosting

Doing a line of coke off a hooker's ass.

Damn, man, for only $30 bucks I could get a little ass frosting from her.

by biocat89 December 14, 2010

Ass-Litter

The particles of hair, lint, and shit left on the back of a toilet seat in a public washroom by a dirty ass.

I went into the airport bathroom and the seat was covered with ass-litter.

by Étienne Roux September 26, 2010

ass douching

Doing something relatively useless when you should be doing something productive. This comes from the literal meaning, as douching your ass would be useless because it gets dirty next time you use the washroom.

Oh man, I need to stop ass douching and get to my homework!

by viper110110 May 15, 2011

Ass prickle

Someone who is a complete idiot and records themselves on oovoo instead of actually webcamming with someone.

Matt: Jennah? Tara?! where are they.

Jonah: I dont know.
Matt: Oh.. were reording on oovoo,not on with them. im an ass prickle.

by Oovooidiots May 25, 2011

Cactus Ass

The prickly, greasy, "Cactus" feeling in which booty sweat and booboo residue remain in the anus for a lengthy amount of time.

Sometimes when I work out, I end up getting Cactus ass if I don't shower right after!

by Rat Brown May 29, 2011

ass musketeer

An inconsiderate shitbag. Someone who champions the cause of dicking other people over or fucking with their otherwise well-meaning lives.

Did you see that fucking ass musketeer cut me off?

by acceljunky June 6, 2011

ass cattle

an excruciating poop that generates loads of noise.

holy hell!!! you must be ranching ass cattle because i can hear your BUTTHOLE Moo-ing

by hairy rumps June 3, 2010