Knob job

Tying your dick to a door knob and slamming the door
I tried out that new knob job thing it really hurts but I finished so quick.
by SponkeyDonkey August 17, 2018
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Text Job

Like a blowjob, but over text.
Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol
by dixie8123 November 20, 2018
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Bottle job

A small fat Scottish indian, who seems to be leading the way until he can’t handle the pressure and crumbles this is known as a bottle job
5 minutes from winning a game and loses you’re a bottle job
by Aces of the pack April 11, 2020
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Bottle jobs

To throw away a lead or a good chance of winning when you've been on the front foot. More specifically, it is when a team in a leading position loses that lead spectacularly
Manchester United are such Bottle jobs!
by skendz April 21, 2024
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Bottle job

Failure to clinch a success from a position of significant advantage either from perceived strength or the status of the competition, such as going up 3-0 in a best of 7 series only to get reverse swept and lose 4-3. While not confirmed, it may come from the idea of having it "in the bottle and failing to put the cap on it" letting it escape.
The 19-0 Patriots going into the Superbowl losing to an Average-at-best Giants team to go 19-1? One of the biggest bottle jobs in history.
by JB1225 May 26, 2024
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30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl
Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs
by 30seconejob February 17, 2016
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Grump Job

A blow job performed with Game Grumps playing in the background instead of Netflix.
I gave my boyfriend the hottest Grump job during the Wind Waker let’s play last night
by Pink Rival December 12, 2018
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