The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.
The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
by hso_00 October 04, 2018
when a gay male shows affection to a straight male even though he knows he is as straight as a pole.
The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.
by Yesdadyes January 04, 2020
Hands that appear dead or bony.
the appearance is a result of a nickname for hands that look like skeleton hands...
specifically like Santa Muerte 's hands.. The Saint of Death.
the appearance is a result of a nickname for hands that look like skeleton hands...
specifically like Santa Muerte 's hands.. The Saint of Death.
bitches that are into hands: i like your hands!
John Doe: thanks. i got muerte hands
bitches that are into hands: what's that?
John Doe: hands that appear bony
John Doe: thanks. i got muerte hands
bitches that are into hands: what's that?
John Doe: hands that appear bony
by yungjesuschrist September 04, 2023
The Act when two people, male or female does not matter, where one proceeds to shit into the other's gaping asshole, so the piece of shit is in limbo between both person's anal cavity. After this, the 2 people start to shake their bottoms until the turd breaks apart, creating a handshake
"Mr. Page seemed very nice when I met him, so I gave him a Hawaiian hand-shake as a sign of gratitude for his work at our company!"
by JamesPage February 04, 2025
by LZan April 05, 2019
My friend has hell off right hand!
by melanieeeee March 29, 2018