Foreskin fingers

When one has applied far too much hand lotion, and find their fingers and palms to be soft but slippery.

“Girl, take some of this pomegranate açaí lotion. I’m getting foreskin fingers”

by fantasticmsfox January 5, 2018

Crud Fingers

The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.

Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.

Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!

by CrudFingers April 24, 2018

finger queef

Two sweaty moist palms become in contact and make a sensation relating most to a queef

Me and John were holding hands when suddenly we finger queefed

by Jmurphy928 January 10, 2018

The Finger Ring

The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!

The girl had her hand down her shirt, which made Jimmy worried. Then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the Finger Ring.

by barbecuechipz March 20, 2017

quad-middle finger

The act of extending the middle finger and ring finger of both hands at the same time. Turned side-ways, it creates the sign of the well known Kidd's Kids Gang.

"That dude was driving like and ass, so I gave him the quad-middle finger. Screw that dude. HARD!"

by ThenTheresThisAsshole March 25, 2017

flaming cheetah finger

When you are finished with your bag of hot fries you then stick a finger in your partners bum

Tommie gave Samantha the good old flaming cheetah finger.

by Jlewis454 April 6, 2017

spear fingered

When you're falling, and someone is trying to catch you. Their finger or fingers get pushed into your asshole or vagina.

Cheerleader 1: Catch me
Cheerleader 2: OK
Cheerleader 1: :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Cheerleader 2: My bad, I spear fingered your pink taco.

by Brock1321 April 6, 2017