Foreskin fingers

When one has applied far too much hand lotion, and find their fingers and palms to be soft but slippery.

“Girl, take some of this pomegranate açaí lotion. I’m getting foreskin fingers”

by fantasticmsfox January 5, 2018

Crud Fingers

The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.

Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.

Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!

by CrudFingers April 24, 2018

finger queef

Two sweaty moist palms become in contact and make a sensation relating most to a queef

Me and John were holding hands when suddenly we finger queefed

by Jmurphy928 January 10, 2018

Pickle Fingers

The greenish/yellow shade the tips of your fingers turn after eating too many pickles

Did you see that girls pickle fingers? She must have eaten an entire jar of Vlassics by herself.

by Female Genghis Khan April 19, 2018

Middle finger

well apparently according to bbc news, the middle fingers looks like a dick with the middle finger resembling a penis and the others fingers the ball sack.

it basically means fuck you or fuck off.

Used when you want to quietly express your hate to a person when your teacher or boss is near you, when u cant think of any roasts to roast the person, or when the person is far away and u dont wanna shout.

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him: hey i fucked yo girl last night, she was tight af
you: (flips the middle finger) i dont have a girl, that was my sister, and this finger is boutta go somewhere u dont like

by asilg September 4, 2017

Two-finger bracing

A classic move for a night filled with xanax and natty light when the male is no longer impressed with his one night stand. He takes two fingers, places them alongside his semi-erect penis, and braces for impact alongside the vaginal wall.

I found a webkinz stuffed animal while he was two-finger bracing me in his Jeep Wrangler.

by pandakeith April 19, 2018

Stiff Finger

Almost killing a character in a video game and panicking for a milisecond causing you to lose the kill.

Dude, you totally just stiff fingered that guy.

by Nightside September 23, 2017