Brown Pants Moment

A point in time where one would be left with a proverbial (and occasionally literal) brick in the seat of their trousers.

"Hey, you know that one scene in Band of Brothers, in Bastogne, at the end of the artillery barrage, where Luz and Lipton have a dud shell hit about three feet away?"

"Now that's a brown pants moment if i ever saw one"

by SlavosaurusBlyat December 5, 2016

Brown Boy Blasted

The equivalent of "White Boy Wasted", but rather is used for brown (middle-eastern) males. This term implies that this brown boy has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol and is heavily under the influence.

Hasan: Yo wana get drunk tonight?
Mohammed: Hell yea bro, we are about to get brown boy blasted

by comicalgenius111 September 18, 2012

sneaky brown bomber

the sneaky brown bomber is a very complicated act and is only to be tried by experts. it involves pooping your pants and quickly removing the poo and placing it in a friends pants to embarrass them. this is best pulled off while some one is sleeping but after practice you should be able to accomplish this with an awake person.

i was mad at taylor so i quickly pooped my pants and gave him a sneaky brown bomber to embarass him infront of his new girlfriend.

by seanlong May 22, 2009

b brown status

RAGGY.
wearing canadian eagle and ankle braces, being a fatass, and having the queerest hair ever.
COCK BLOCK

''ripped shorts, b.o., bad breath, fuckd up hair...youve got b brown status man.''

''pssst, your status is showing.''

by jack-me hoff April 30, 2008

b brown status

Looking like a raggy, wearing fake American Eagle (Canadian Eagle), wearing ankle braces because you broke your OWN ankles playing b ball, QUEER ASS HAIR, COCK BLOCK. Having bad breath, ripped and/or not up-to-date clothing style.

Joe: Look at the guy over there with the ripped shorts and fucked up hair.

Tim: His got the b brown status.

by Jonny Simpson April 30, 2008

p-town brown

really shitty paper-flat brown weed from Pataskala, Ohio. it sortof gets you high if you smoke a lot and really use your imagination.

cooper: can you hook me up

alisha: only got p-town brown.

by jasperfago April 3, 2011

wrinkled brown trout

A piece of fecal matter distinguished by its length to girth ratio of 4:1 or greater and having a wrinkled texture, typically associated with insufficient hydration.

That wrinkled brown trout I dropped looked good enough to eat.

by Joshua K May 17, 2006